To: sean_og
In my new book coming out later this Spring, I make the argument that Jesus was Irish. Well! ... In MY new book coming out this Summer, I make the argument that Jesus was over 20 feet tall, could run the 40 in under 3 sec and was able to say "She sells seashells by the seashore" over 10 times really fast. So there!
31 posted on
04/07/2010 7:51:00 AM PDT by
TexGuy
(If it has the slimmest of chances of being considered sarcasm ... IT IS!)
To: TexGuy
In MY new book, coming out in two days, I make the argument that Jesus was a midget who married another midget and made pastries to sell to all the worshipers at the temple. I got a development deal from TLC for a new show based on all their trials and tribulations being little people.
42 posted on
04/07/2010 9:48:45 AM PDT by
StrictTime
(I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused.)
To: TexGuy; sean_og; StrictTime; Doc Savage
My book is already out and it's gonna be in theaters this summer! And I
prove that Jesus was a giant robot! With rocket launchers on his shoulders and a huge flaming sword!
He was operated by four teenagers with weird colored hair and a pet monkey from outer space (can't forget the space monkey).
And he spoke Japanese.
I've already got the merchandising rites and you'll be seeing him in Happy Meals any day now.
97 posted on
04/09/2010 6:40:07 PM PDT by
uglybiker
(BACON!!)
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