It’s ridiculous to think that little things like the orbits of celestial bodies would effect climate, when it’s obvious that climate is driven exclusively by backyard barbecues.
Daughter blames mother for global warming
By Dr. Paul Donohue
SPECIAL TO THE POST-DISPATCH
01/27/2010
Dear Dr. Donohue - My daughter complains that I flatulate more often than most individuals. Furthermore, she claims that the gas an individual passes contributes to global warming. I don’t know if I am physically able to keep my gas to myself to go green. Is my daughter really right?