I had grand ideas of making a large and popular website dedicated to toast.
I was going to have a large section of toast recipes.
A section for toppings and spreads.
Another section dedicated to toaster reviews.
Maybe a travel section where people could tell stories of toast from other countries.
A photo gallery of famous people eating toast.
I was going to get rich from the advertising dollars of toaster and bread companies.
I tried to shamelessly use my screen name as advertising for my website.
I never really got around to the website part of it.
Oh wow! Now that was FUNNY!