A hefty bag with a sign around her neck saying, “too ugly to live?’
Actually, with those Rastafarian dred locks Bowersox wears, I would prefer she wear a pair of SPANX on her head, to hide that crap. Kinda like that Irish lass did a few years ago, to make her thighs look thin....(hell that Spanx thing was so tight, it woulda made an elephant look thin!)