[retrokitten]

I don’t know if you get in trouble, but they will sent census workers to your house if you don’t fill it out. I haven’t sent mine back yet, but I am moving in a few of months.

[silent_jonny]

And now--finally-- the 10,000th Post Prize!

"What are you doing with that prize? Letting it set? Age? Ferment?" ~ Twin2

[silent_jonny]

Congratulations,

You're the 10,000th Post Winner!!

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Breaking News!

We interrupt this prize to bring you a
special White House Press Briefing,
already in progress--

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That's right, Retrokitten!

It's the craze that's sweeping the nation!
And now you've won your very own ...

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As seen on TV's American Idol,
your fully poseable Big Mike Baby
doesn't talk, cry or wet himself ...

... But he will give you instant sympathy and make
you immune to all forms of criticism!

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Forget something?
Late for work?
ACORN volunteers knocking on your door because
you "incorrectly" filled out your Census form?

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There's no excuse too big for Big Mike Baby!

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Just ask Big Mike himself!

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Congratulations again, RK!

And now, since I can't figure out
a funny way to end this prize,
I'll just distract everyone with this:

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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

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Works every time!