[RegulatorCountry]

This will have:
-USB port:
-SD port:
-Camera:
-Ability to change OS's:
-FREAKIN' MULTASKING!

Does it have a tiny little physical keyboard too?

I think a tablet computer should support a stylus. What's a tablet without a stylus? And wires. Lots of wires. For peripherals and stuff. /s

[6SJ7]

... and don't forget a punched tape reader. Gotta' have one of those!