[Kenny500c]

Ask them two questions to drive them nuts.

Are there any benefits to “global warming”?

At what temperature do you want to stabilize the planet?

[ghost of nixon]

Thousands of square miles of ocean around the North Pole have frozen as a result of the unusual weather phenomenon

...so unusual it happens only once a year...it's called winter.

[VeniVidiVici]

This winter between December and February was the coldest in the UK since 1979

Ah, 1979. The last time when these cosmetologists said our climate was going to hell and blaming it on GLOBAL COOLING.