the alternate punishment was PADDLING? that sounds just BIZARRE to me. They are high school kids not toddlers!
But the policy was 6” above the knee and the dress was clearly way, way above that.
At least my girls shopped the second hand store and got some really nice dresses when they went to their proms.
DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty
person, and she must pay the penalty — and here in Castle Anthrax, we
have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You
must tie her down on a bed and spank her!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you
may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me.
VARIOUS GIRLS: And spank me.
And me.
And me.
DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
GIRLS: Oral sex! Oral sex!
GALAHAD: Well, I could stay a BIT longer.
I agree. I wonder if somebody there gets off on paddling teeanage girls...or boys.
The money quote? “I’m not gonna take no corporal punishment. This ain’t the 1940s...”