I agree with your description of the political spectrum. The "left-right" model is deceptive, it doesn't mean what most people think it means. Some have tried to redefine it in order to make it make sense, but its better to abandon it altogether.
I also like the way that you have placed sharia alongside communism and nazism. Most people don't think to do it, but its on the money.
Looking at the list, I would probably move Sharia back to Fascists, as it has similiar national socialist ideas, but based on religion, instead of race.
Not bad for a college football player, huh?
And people thought we didn’t pay attention in school. (I didn’t; that’s why I know this.)