Nothing happens in life, no matter how strange, that has not been covered by "Seinfeld". MIRANDA: Doctor, is the squirrel going to live? DOCTOR: There's been massive trauma. We could of course try to save him but it would be costly, difficult and we'd have to send away for some special really tiny instruments. GEORGE: Well, uh, are there any other options? DOCTOR: We could put him to sleep. GEORGE: What might that cost? DOCTOR: Well, it's by the pound. So ... about 80 cents. GEORGE: Well? I was just - I'm curious, that's all. We, uh. we'd like you to do everything possible. DOCTOR: He, um. he's not going to be the same, you know? GEORGE: yeah. yeah. I know. < Kramer's apartment> GEORGE: So they're flying the tiny instruments in from El Paso. KRAMER: El Paso? I spent a month there one night. NEWMAN: El Paso!
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MIRANDA: Doctor, is the squirrel going to live?
DOCTOR: There’s been massive trauma. We could of course try to save him but it would be costly, difficult and we’d have to send away for some special really tiny instruments.
GEORGE: Well, uh, are there any other options?
DOCTOR: We could put him to sleep.
GEORGE: What might that cost?
DOCTOR: Well, it’s by the pound. So ... about 80 cents.
GEORGE: Well? (Miranda hits George) I was just - I’m curious, that’s all. We, uh. we’d like you to do everything possible.
DOCTOR: He, um. he’s not going to be the same, you know?
GEORGE: yeah. yeah. I know.
Kramer’s apartment
GEORGE: So they’re flying the tiny instruments in from El Paso.
KRAMER: El Paso? I spent a month there one night.
NEWMAN: (laughs) El Paso!