ARRRRGGGGGH!
''Manny's little baby loves matzoh, matzoh,
''Manny's little baby loves matzoh balls.''
A very solemn Passover to all our Jewish FRiends!
A little, old Jewish man took his Passover lunch outside in the park, sat down on a bench, and began eating. Since leavened bread is forbidden during the eight day holiday, he was eating matzo, with pickles and a few other Passover comestibles.
After a short time, a blind man came by and sat down next to him. Feeling neighborly, the Jewish man passed a sheet of matzo over to the fellow.
The blind man handled the matzo for a few minutes, looked puzzled, and finally exclaimed, “Who wrote this crap!”