Hey don’t forget a big spotted great dane dog who will do the most dangerous jobs if you give him a scooby snack...”reah, reah, raggy!!”
Dog: "Woof"
Kid: "Grandma fell in the well??"
Dog: "Woof Woof!"
Kid: "And she can't climb out?"
Dog: "Bark!"
kid: "And she has a broken leg? Oh No! Let's get the sheriff!"
And of course, the sheriff can't be bothered with such a thing. Too bad he doesn't speak "Dog".