[TheThirdRuffian]

DON'T LISTEN TO THE HATERS, BRO

ACETONE WORKS!

First, you've got to get adequately concentrated hydrogen peroxide.

You will also need an acetone and sulfuric acid.

Put a beaker containing the peroxide / acetone mixture into the ice water bath (Champagne bucket), and start adding the acid, drop by drop, while stirring constantly.

You car will go like the Mother of Satan.

Add this to you gas tank, preferably with the most enriched uranium you can find, until it leaves solution.

[TigersEye]

Did you leave something out of your instructions?