I am absolutely not kidding. She looked like she sawed a basketball in half and then stuck the halves under her sweater.
I followed her around for a while kind of in awe. She was otherwise slender, so there wasn’t really room for them on her chest. They sort of stuck out to the sides in front of her arms.
“I followed her around for a while kind of in awe. She was otherwise slender, so there wasn’t really room for them on her chest. They sort of stuck out to the sides in front of her arms.”
Maybe she was shoplifting something. There’s a good comedy sketch in there somewhere.