The dog weights about 60 pounds. Pick it up, snap its neck, find the owner and repeat.
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LOL.
And while you are bending over to pick the dog up, both hands are needed, what will said dog be doing with its jaws?
The post looks good in black and white, but your scenario leaves one color out of the equation, red. Likely yours.
We’ll send flowers.
I like the next poster’s solution: “BLAM”
Actually, silly, I did just that to a rottie. She attacked out of nowhere. Dead dog.
Having a defeatist mindset is how most victims become victims of violent crimes and animal attacks. Like a woman about to be raped. She envisions herself being raped instead of the rapist laying dead on the ground.
A dog only has his teeth. You have two arms and opposable thumbs. Use them. Youre every bit as fast as any dog.