[the_devils_advocate_666]

(If pit bulls can be trained to be unaggressive, can labs be trained not to fetch? Just asking.)

That made me laugh.

[kanawa]

(If pit bulls can be trained to be unaggressive, can labs be trained not to fetch? Just asking.)

Farmer two farms down, took his Lab, his gun and a shovel
for a walk to the back woods and came back alone.

Seems the Lab “fetched” his wife.