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In other news, Obama adorned the presidential limousine with red-ball fringe, shag carpet, pina colada crown air freshener, lotto ticket dispenser, curb feelers, and louvered headlamp covers.
The Obamster further outfitted the limo's interior headliner with durable vinyl that can withstand Michelle's cloven hooves digging into it during whoopee, as well as commercial-load shock absorbers.