[Constitution Day]

The government is considering amending the health plan to include banning charcoal due to the effects of second hand charcoal smoke on neighbors, and the health effects of those that actually cook using charcoal.

You can have my charcoal when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!!

[Rebelbase]

I’m committing a culinary crime here today, simmering a pork loin on the stove with bottle BBQ sauce. I threw in 1/2 bottle of apple vinegar and was accidentally inhaling when I took the lid off after about 2 hours. About knocked me to the floor.