So, what would you say?
wife usually standing too close to let this happen
Those spousal units destroy so much fun....
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” (Heinlein)
Hubby tells me on his last business, he visited a local museum. Needed to use the men’s room, but when he got in there, he found out the lights weren’t working. So, he made the best of it, then went back to the main reception desk to report the situation to museum staff. They said they’d look into it. As he was walking away from the desk, he said, “oh, and don’t pay any attention to the puddle by the door.” The young thing at the desk just about died.