[Yaelle]

(One curious exception to that: The liberal Ninth Circuit reversed a conviction when it was shown that the defendant might have been targeted due to his publicly held “dissident” view that the Census is an unconstitutional invasion of privacy.)

Does this count as my dissident view?

I HEREBY DECLARE THAT I CONSIDER THE CENSUS TO BE AN UNCONSTITIONAL INVASION OF MY PRIVACY!

Am I good now? I seriously don't want to waste more money by paying any fines.

[Star Traveler]

Just make sure they can’t find you, and you should be okay... :-)