[Nepeta]

Well, I've never received a census form... and even if you waterboard me, I'm sticking to my story... :-)

The peculiar thing is that I can find parents and grandparents in old handwritten census records, but until this last count, I have not existed as an adult.

[Star Traveler]

Yeah, I think they’ll find my grandparents and parents too... but they’re gonna call them a liar for saying that my parents had kids... because they won’t find me either... LOL ...