If I answer “white” they are going to discriminate against me. Nope, not answering that.
Oh..., that's no problem. I think the Census has already verified (by "previous responses" doncha know) that there are hardly any whites left in this country anyway... so it's of no big concern to them.
By the time this current Census is finished, they should be able to prove that there are only about 10 whites left in the country... LOL ...