Hahaha. Yes, ladies. Big dogs and motion sensor lights are your friends. The knocker. Pfft. Don’t ask ‘who’s there?’ just shoot through the door and ask questions later.
Actually, I think he knocks on the house walls, not the door.
I wouldn’t shoot through the door, in any case (unless a bullet had already come in...). In any case, this is a looney prankster, not an attacker. I’d sit up with a shotgun so I’d have a forceful argument for a behavior change when I came out to discuss his activities. A shotgun gives you more options - you can shoot him if he’s dangerous, or butt-stroke him if he just needs something to focus his attention.
Come to think of it, I might be more scared of a mean dog than a guy with a gun... The guy with the gun might show some restraint. The dog won’t...
I had to laugh at one of the comments left following the story. He worried about the next Jehovah Witness to enter the neighborhood..........LOL!