Stolen Valor

[Salamander]

Lemme guess....TheMom has a HUGE insurance policy on you....;-D

[Eaker]

Good guess!

;<)

[shibumi]

NOTE! - Star (*) Poster, posting to other Star Posters (******)

You guys were having too much fun while I was gone. I’ve got one of my favorite Sunday Night relaxation vids here, to share with those of you who either didn’t make it to church today, or neglected to watch the Gregorians to the Finnish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-Yrg9xNSS0&feature=related

[Semper Mark]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzU9FgNTYrU

Here's one of my favorite Sunday evening (Monday morning) relaxation vids.

I hope you like it. ;^{)

[Jet Jaguar]

Well done.

[shibumi]

This is just a 72 hour memorial post, commemorating the last words uttered by Sarah-bot:

"It has the potential for a good joke but it needs some refinement."

As we wait for his inevitable return (Sarah-bot 2.0?) after refining his potential, let's reminisce and remember one of the great jokes told by"The -bot" on this very forum:

"“I was looking through the classified ads about six months ago and I found an ad where a couple were selling a full breed dog. I didn’t have a dog so I met the people in order to discuss purchasing their dog. When I went to the house I meet the nice people and seen the dog. They told me that the dog was ill behaved and that I would need to send it to obedience school, but it was full blooded. The entire time I was talking to the people the dog was chasing its tale and after I purchased the dog for $500 I had to grab the dog in mid-circle in order to put it in the car. I crumpled the breeding paper and quickly shoved it in my pocket as I was already running late, and then I left. I put the dog in the wash room, left him some food, and then when to bed. The next morning I found the dog chasing his tale, so I decide that once I returned from work I would enroll the dog in obedience school. The next day I dropped the dog off at obedience school and the trainers ensured me that they would stop the dog from chasing its tale before I picked him up in the afternoon. I was sitting in my cubical for about two hours when I got a phone call from the trainers demanding that I pick-up my dog. I asked, “what is the matter? He is a full breed dog, “The trainer didn’t want to discuss it and demanded that I pick up the dog. I had to leave work and I was a little irate. When I got to the obedience school I approached the trainer and demanded, “what is going on here?” “That is a full breed dog and a professional trainer should have no problem.” The trainer said, “ A full breed dog? Let me see the papers.” The trainer took a look and said, “Oh, that is the problem. Just take your dog man.” “What are you talking about! Just take my dog? I paid good money to have you train my dog.” The trainer responded “You will get a full refund. Here, Did you read these papers? Take a look.” I looked at the papers and under the breed it read, “Mongreliod.”"

The great ones just have that "certain something" don't they?

[bcsco]

That’s great. And a dog chasing his ‘tale’. BWAHAAAAAAHAAAAA! For some reason, we sure do attract them here...

[Slings and Arrows]

The last time I smelled that “certain something” my cat had the runs.

[humblegunner]

Feed 'em cheese. It's a great binder-upper.

Some of my smaller ones prefer dog food.

Never mind the big scary dog..

Yes, the little girl kitteh be lickin' her chops...

[Salamander]

Worst tale-chasing dog story I ever seen.

/face wipe

[Slings and Arrows]

Awww, cute kittehs!