[Grizzled Bear]

Do the trains have glass ceilings? That would be like the glass bottom boat rides! I heard women aren’t allowed to wear skirts on glass bottom boats because it contributes to the delinquency of dolphins.

Wait a minute, these aren’t my multivitamins!

[SunkenCiv]

The glass bottom boats are so much more popular than the glass topped boats, which are really just glass bottom boats which have flipped over.

Dolphins would never survive in Lake Superior, it would kick their sorry little butts. They’d beg to be canned and passed off as tuna.