Never do it in public.
Posted on 03/12/2010 7:35:12 PM PST by Minn
...be sure the first thing you do next is dispose of the shoes you wore to do the deed.
It seem every other case on "Forensic Files" hinges on a killer strolling into the police station wearing the same shoes they tracked blood all around the victim's house with. What are they thinking?
Depends on where the bullet goes. When shooting yourself anywhere in the frontal aspect of the body, such as the heart or the mouth, your thumb will likely be used to pull the trigger because it is much easier that way. If shooting into your temple, then you will use your index finger.
See number 51.
“bury them deep.”
I’ll say so! Ground penetrating radar can detect disturbed soil down to 40 feet and perhaps well beyond that.
Dispose of them the way Hoffa was disposed, in a dog meat factory and into cans.
Access to a crematorium is a big plus.
Always suffocate. Knives and guns leave blood. Make sure you have a reason for your DNA to be in the room or wear a serious “white room” suit. Best to sink the body in water with weights. Never have an accomplice! Ever! A woman will get mad at you for some reason and turn your butt in and a guy will tell his woman and she will get mad at him for some reason. Either way your butt is grass. And make sure you are obeying every traffic law on the books when you are transporting the body or leaving the scene.
That being said, I am way too dumb to get away with murder.
Seriously though, if you ever peruse the multitude of missing persons databases on the internet, there's a lot of people getting away with murder, a lot of bodies that never get found and a lot of bodies that do get found whose names are known only to God.
It's kinda a creepy way to spend an evening by yourself.
Now I do. It just validates my advice. Getting rid of the shoes saved his sorry ass, though you could have had video of the decapitations and that jury would have acquitted.
Based on OJ's close call I probably should revise and extend the advice: Months or years before the act, buy a treadless pair of shoes with cash. Make the time of the killing the first and last time you wear them.
A treadless shoe still has a tread. Just with no lines or squiggles.
Maybe track spikes are a better idea.
Thats it.
You got it!
Murder is a choice! Best give some thought to Heaven and hell now cause if you murder there will be no place to hide for eternity. This thread needs to be considered whether it is worth contemplating.
Apparently the folks here have some nightmares .... times are tough but what needs to be considered is character.
Tigen
I don’t remember all the particulars of the Foster case but how did they not find his prints on the gun what is clearly, from the photo up thread, in his hand?
Or are you saying they did not find his prints on the gun in areas he would have had to touch in order to fire the weapon?
That there was no organic material on the gun would make the Gov’s scenario of the crime scene virtually impossible.
>>>Don’t forget to bury the shovel you buried the body with
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>>>But you will never finish burying the shovel you buried the shovel with.......
Google “Recursive”.
Never do it in public.
1. Only kill a stranger - well over 80% of all murders are committed by a person who knew the victim; stranger murders have the lowest solve rate of violent crimes.
2. Destroy any items that were worn or used before, during or after the murder.
3. Do not keep a souvenir from the murder (for budding serial killers).
4. Always remember Locard’s Transfer Theory - every place you go you will leave something and take something with you, no matter how small. Plan a murder in an incredibly dirty area where finding the small amount you leave would be incredibly difficult - immediately after, remove all clothing (including shoes) before entering any area that can be tied to you (car, home, office, etc).
5. Don’t commit a murder in the first place!!!!
My brother in law recounts this story. Some acquaintance of his asked him how he would commit the perfect murder. He replied, thinking it an intellectual exercise, “I would buy an old shotgun from a pawn shop for cash, shoot the fellow and dump the shotgun far away in a large body of water.”
Later he found out the guy actually followed his advice, shotgun and all. Except he did it in front of 5 or 6 witnesses. I suppose stupidity is a hard obstacle to overcome.
I wouldn't count on that.
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