[JoeProBono]

[JoeProBono]

[a fool in paradise]

Organizers of an annual Cheese Rolling event in Gloucester, England, say this year's competition has been canceled because of health and safety concerns.

Not enough moose bite vaccine.

[RedDogzRule]

Looks like a helluva lotta fun, honestly. Next the nanny state will ban rugby, since it’s too violent and teaches boys unruly (i.e. not feminine) behavior. Another notch in the death of jolly ‘ol England.

“All the stories have been told
Of kings and days of old,
But there’s no England now.
All the wars that were won and lost
Somehow don’t seem to matter very much anymore. “ - The Kinks

[TigersEye]

"Last year, 15,000 spectators came to the event, by far the most we have ever seen, and we just could not cope," Jefferfies said.

"Too many people were having fun. We had to put a stop to that."

[BJClinton]

If we could somehow combine curling with cheese rolling we may have the perfect sport.

[smokingfrog]