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Happy Birthday, Chuck Norris!! [Vanity]
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| 10 March 2010
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Posted on 03/10/2010 5:30:14 AM PST by ShadowAce
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To: ShadowAce
There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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posted on
03/10/2010 8:24:37 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: ShadowAce
Chuck Norris can resist the Borg.
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posted on
03/10/2010 8:25:23 AM PST
by
nhoward14
(A mind is a terrible thing to waste. That is why Obama gave his away.)
To: ShadowAce
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posted on
03/10/2010 8:31:14 AM PST
by
Pan_Yan
(There is no middle ground anymore.)
To: nhoward14
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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posted on
03/10/2010 8:38:54 AM PST
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ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: ShadowAce
Chuck Norris can dribble a football.
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posted on
03/10/2010 11:25:34 AM PST
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ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: VanDeKoik
Chuck Norris didn’t turn 70
70 Turned Chuck Norris.
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posted on
03/10/2010 11:32:24 AM PST
by
Vaquero
(BHO....'The Pretenda from Kenya')
To: ShadowAce
Chuck Norris invented hamburger....he kicked a cow through a chain link fence.
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posted on
03/10/2010 11:39:25 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
To: ShadowAce
Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.
To: ShadowAce
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Mr. Norris....May you be blessed with many many more.
.
If you want them.
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posted on
03/10/2010 10:50:36 PM PST
by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus)
To: ShadowAce
He is on our employee badge page. Kinda funny. Happy B-Day Chuck!
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posted on
03/10/2010 10:52:52 PM PST
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eyedigress
((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
To: ShadowAce
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
That is funny!
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posted on
03/10/2010 10:57:51 PM PST
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eyedigress
((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
To: ShadowAce
Chuck Norris put the “fun” in funeral.
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posted on
03/10/2010 10:59:01 PM PST
by
Abundy
To: Abundy
Death kills bodies, Chuck Norris’ soul kills Death.
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