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Happy Birthday, Chuck Norris!! [Vanity]
Self ^ | 10 March 2010 | Self

Posted on 03/10/2010 5:30:14 AM PST by ShadowAce

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To: ShadowAce

There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.


41 posted on 03/10/2010 8:24:37 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ShadowAce

Chuck Norris can resist the Borg.


42 posted on 03/10/2010 8:25:23 AM PST by nhoward14 (A mind is a terrible thing to waste. That is why Obama gave his away.)
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43 posted on 03/10/2010 8:31:14 AM PST by Pan_Yan (There is no middle ground anymore.)
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To: nhoward14

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.


44 posted on 03/10/2010 8:38:54 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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Chuck Norris can dribble a football.


45 posted on 03/10/2010 11:25:34 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: VanDeKoik

Chuck Norris didn’t turn 70

70 Turned Chuck Norris.


46 posted on 03/10/2010 11:32:24 AM PST by Vaquero (BHO....'The Pretenda from Kenya')
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To: ShadowAce

Chuck Norris invented hamburger....he kicked a cow through a chain link fence.


47 posted on 03/10/2010 11:39:25 AM PST by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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To: ShadowAce

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.


48 posted on 03/10/2010 4:09:18 PM PST by real_patriotic_american
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY Mr. Norris....May you be blessed with many many more.

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If you want them.
49 posted on 03/10/2010 10:50:36 PM PST by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus)
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To: ShadowAce

He is on our employee badge page. Kinda funny. Happy B-Day Chuck!


50 posted on 03/10/2010 10:52:52 PM PST by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.

That is funny!

51 posted on 03/10/2010 10:57:51 PM PST by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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To: ShadowAce

Chuck Norris put the “fun” in funeral.


52 posted on 03/10/2010 10:59:01 PM PST by Abundy
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Death kills bodies, Chuck Norris’ soul kills Death.


53 posted on 03/11/2010 4:27:58 PM PST by yield 2 the right
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