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To: pillut48; humblegunner; Eaker; Allegra; Darksheare
Do you make house calls? Cause I could really use some help around here, now that the twins are mobile and heck-bent on destroying the place whenever I let them out of the baby-jail! Er..baby ENCLOSURE. I would never put a child in baby jail, no way. Nope, not me. I’m politically correct to the extreme that way. ;-)

No but I'm sure there's someone who after botching the pizza delivery so badly, might be eager to assist you as long as you don't keep any deer in the backyard.

424 posted on 03/08/2010 7:01:18 PM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: Admin Moderator; pillut48; humblegunner; Eaker; Allegra

Normal deer should be okay.
I just got back from checking the coffee storage containers.
All accounted for and unharmed.

Our shuffling snuffling hores from the underlevels of the Undead Thread are MIA though.
And “Joe’s Pizza” flyers were everywhere.


426 posted on 03/08/2010 7:04:47 PM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Admin Moderator; pillut48; humblegunner; Eaker; Allegra

Hordes.
I really need to replace my dying keyboard.
*sigh*

But then my typos would be less, and many who expect them would go, “Wait. Something is wrong.”


427 posted on 03/08/2010 7:05:55 PM PST by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Admin Moderator

BOTCHING?

Whose security guards whacked both drivers?

Whose Complex is guarded by out of control Viking Kitties?

No wonder folks post indignant threads about you nutcase housewives!!!


428 posted on 03/08/2010 7:07:18 PM PST by humblegunner
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No, no deer—but we DO have some little bitty rabbits and killdees, will that work?


465 posted on 03/08/2010 7:39:04 PM PST by pillut48 ("Stand now. Stand together. Stand for what is right."-Gov.Sarah Palin, "Going Rogue")
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