“Simple case of tit for tat.”
Where shall I send the bill for a new keyboard?
That reminds me of an old joke. A guy entered a cafe and ordered a cup of coffee. The waitress returned with the coffee and asked if he wanted sugar. He said yes. She was not wearing an apron, so she instead pulled a packet of sugar from inside her blouse. Next she asked “cream?”. He declined.
“Where shall I send the bill for a new keyboard?”
This will help for the next time: http://www.sealshield.com/
Didn't you hear? Obama has started a cash for clunkers keyboard replacement program, the new government issued keyboard now comes in hot Soviet red.