[bunkerhill7]

Charged on 3 counts:
Assault with a pump-action weapon
Assault with a concealed weapon
Assault with a Green weapon
Assault with intent to spill
[This felony began on a sour note from the arresting officer:
“Don`t fire `til you see the whites of their milk!”]

[montyspython]

It was an unusual way for the cop to ask for more cream in his coffee.