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To: pawnshop dave

When my daughter went to college, someone there let a rooster looseon the campus.....

Every morning, at 4:45am, the rooster would start screeching directly under her dorm window...

The first day she thought it was quaint....

By the end of the first week her phone calls turned very dark......

She tried chasing it away...LOL...of course that didn’t work.....

One borrowed paintball gun from a friend and frezzing the paintball overnight, a puff of feathers, problem solved.....

After that week I kinda pictured her like Bill Murray in Caddyshack....mumbling to herself and totally obsessed on killing that rooster....


19 posted on 03/08/2010 8:01:59 AM PST by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: nevergore

I “herd” them back to my landlords yard with a Crosman .177 cal. pump-up “rooster rouster” on low power.


35 posted on 03/08/2010 9:38:39 AM PST by pawnshop dave
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