Hysterical! And something I have long thought. We assume other races from other planets would be very similar to us. I really doubt they would be. Of course, I also doubt they would wish us well either.
Especially given that sperm whale oil is still the finest lubricant for precision machinery.
I wonder how good baby oil is....
If you read your Bible —and I’m certain you do based upon past posts you’ve made— you will note that extraterrestrials are not uncommon in the Bible. What are Angels but extraterrestrials. A being no longer connected to their decaying body is an extraterrestrial. When Jesus left the rock tomb without rolling back the stone first or showed up in the locked upper room from some where/when, He was illustrating that their is Universe we have not a clue regarding ... yet.