Well now Lady we aren’t like most people nowadays. We don’t call 911. Most idiots reach for the phone instead of a gun. They’ve been programed to think the phone means safety and a gun is dangerous.
We don’t bury the dead either. We have a family of vultures nearby. They sun themselves on our silo. :-)
Yeah....everybody knows that mountain lions have such a dread phobia of phone calls....LOL
Our buzzards stay up on the mountain.
[deer herds cross Rt 40 at the top and lots don’t make it...plus, my dogs in the yard would spook them away from anything tasty laying around]
Worms gotta eat, same as buzzards...:)
We had a neighbor attract a black bear with his feral cat-feeding habits and then call the DNR when the bear started ripping his property to shreds.
The rest of us just blinked in amazement...as if the DNR gives damn.
[and started carrying 30.30s whenever we went in the woods]