[OldDeckHand]

"Hiding out in the bathrooms of local night clubs that NFL players visit."

I don't know if you've ever been to Millidgeville, GA - but, I can assure you there's no hanging out in bathrooms, of any kind, going on there.

[Darksheare]

It's like a room full of ninjas.
You open the cupboard.. and there's a ninja!
You open the refrigerator.. and there's a ninja, and your missing milk.
You open the washing machine.. jackpot, ninja!
TMZ is the same way.
Nobody ever thinks to look on the stinking ceiling!
If they did, they'd see the TMZ dude duct taped to the ceiling.
But NOoooo, nobody EVER looks up.
Think about it, just where do all the movie monsters hang out right before they kill and eat you?
On the ceiling!
/ end horrible joke.