[Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo]

We had an Amber Alert on all the radio stations yesterday [and it went on and on and on, all day long].
 
Turns out that the kid was "abducted" by her mother and her grandmother and she was "found" a few hours later, in the next state down, where her mother and grandmother live.
 
Getting the police and the FBI and the various prosecutors [state & federal] involved in these internecine conflicts is simply insanity.

[a fool in paradise]

Many amber alerts are custody disputes.