There is no way in hell I gonna eat something that looks like squeeze. Sorry - ain’t gonna happen. Leave the hot dog and sausage alone. Step away from the meat department. Respect my authority. Shoosh... some people.
Someone is gunning for the new patent on the “hot dog shape” approved for America’s major league ballparks. Ought to bring in big $$$.
You don’t have to eat it, but there are plenty of parents that would opt for this for their small children.
Hey, it’s not the government, it’s free enterprise. Some private company see a new market (a safer hot-dog) and goes for it.
Build a better mouse trap...
Personally, I hope they make a ton of money. Little kids love fun/odd shaped food. The open center has all kinds of possibilites (fill with cheese, chilie, etc...) They may have a winnere here.