[count-your-change]

New electronic devices allow your monitor screen to function as a camera so put some clothes on already! And clean up the basement too.

[Blowtorch]

And clean up the basement too.

Monitor camera? Good try, but I have no basement. However, weird stuff does happen. My email account was hacked recently, so there are some weird people out there with too much time on their hands. A lot of them work for the government too.