Another novel? Be honest - you’re just screwing around now, right? This is some kind of avant-garde satire or something?
(Yeah, I know...5 graphs is too long for you...too bad they don't have nursery rhymes for newspaper formats so that you could at least get thru a daily newspaper article)
It’s funny to them. Like debating with liberals, they just start shouting or talking incessantly so you can’t get a word in. Then they message each other back and forth, making fun of other posters in thinly veiled attacks, while accusing the other posters of personal attacks.
Soon enough they overrun a thread and everyone leaves but them. Then they accuse the others of hijacking the thread.