[Vigilantcitizen]

Affix tin foil hat.

I’ve worked in pecan orchards. I’ve lived in peanut country. I can see peanuts getting salmonella being their grown in the ground, but a pecan grows from the limbs of a tree.

This stinks like a burrito fart.

[Cvengr]

Chickens must’ve been roosting over the pecan clusters. (not!)

[wku man]

"This stinks like a burrito fart."

That it does. Like an illegal burrito fart.

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!