Somewhat related:
When I was a sophomore in High School it had for some time been the tradition that the day before the big football game of the year there would be an assembly where various groups would put on skits, etc. That year one skit was along the lines of “An Hour in the Teacher’s Lounge”. At that time it was rumored that the principal and a quite attractive blond English teacher were having an affair. The skit made it fairly plain that the authors of the skit shared that belief, to the great amusement not only of the students but of much of the faculty.
Now, this was in the 70’s and there was no explicit content. But the next year there was no such assembly. Later that year the principal showed up at the Senior Prom with his wife. One look at her and the student body forgave the principal any dalliances he may have committed.
That’s funny.