Well, barry says take a flying leap, General, and see if that’ll get you into space.
The rest is just BS - witness the proposal to transfer military comm, GPS etc to blimps, since the antisat threats arose and the USAF has no budget to defend current space assets. With the loss of the shuttle and the Ares/Constellation, it does not even have the option of Vandenburg launches.
Slipping into military history...