[tired_old_conservative]

I am unaware of any major religion precluding consumption of the wild and terrible squirrel. That is, if you have the courage to catch one.

[parsifal]

Don’t some religions have a prohibition against cloven tails, or something like that. Or a rodent clause, like “Eat thee not of the rat, for the wages thereof are sin, and thou shalt becometh lame in thy hinderparts”.

parsy, who could swear he heard that somewhere