[fight_truth_decay]

I, (name), take you, (name), to be my (husband/wife). I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health. I will love you and honor you all the days of my life.

I, (name), take you, (name), for my lawful (husband/wife), to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part.

[BlueLancer]

"... until death do us part."

After awhile, you realize that you weren't making a promise but rather setting a goal ...

Walter
[Jeff Dunham]