All I have is un-pc jokes, bad jokes, and dumb jokes. So here is one, the latest light bulb joke in Poland.
Pole#1 ‘how many Americans does it take to change a light bulb’
Pole#2 ‘One’ And they all start laughing
;-)
That is actually a funny joke. The fact that they all started laughing is what makes it funny, but you knew that.
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two.
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: one to climb the giraffe, the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.