An Israeli and a libertarian walk into a crowded Tel Aviv bar where they see a Jihadist holding the detonator to a bomb belt strapped to his waist.
Israeli,”Quick!We have to stop him before he blows himself up!”
Libertarian,”Aw leave him alone—it’s his body,his life,his bomb his business and nobody elses.”
Israeli,”But he will kill us all!”
Libertarian,”Then he will break the law.”
Fatima and Aisha are having lunch together.
Fatima: How is your son, Ali?
Aisha:Ay Haram, He detonated a bomb at the border and is now with his 72 virgins. And how is your son Mahmoud?
Fatima: Ay yi yi, He too is a shahide. Exploded a bus in Tel Aviv.
Aisha: They BLOW UP so fast, don’t they.
I know. NOT PC.