I’ve eaten cat, though not intentionally. A Chinese friend and I had ordered a meal in a local Chinese restaurant in some Third World sink trap many years ago. As we sat there quietly eating, I tried to determine what was in our dish. It tasted vaguely like chicken dark meat, but the consistency was a definately unusal, and the aroma, and after taste...as my eyes widened with sudden realization my Chinese friend looked up at me, raised both his hands in cat claw fashion and said “Meow!” That’s when we both swept our plates aside and called for the “CHEQUE!”