“I do love a woman with spirit.”
O’Reilly: Now, Mr Fawlty. If the Good Lord wanted us to worry, he’d give us something to worry about.
Basil: He HAS! My wife!! She’ll be here in 4 hours; and she can kill a man at 10 paces with one blow of her tongue.
O’ Reilly: Now Mr Fawlty, if the Good Lord-
Basil: Is mentioned once more I shall move you closer to him!
Also, they could never get away with making that episode today because of the Irish stereotypes.