Great minds think alike. Thanks for posting the HHGOA!
LOL! The Holy Hand Grenade was my first thought.
When stationed in Berlin I came back to the States for a few weeks. While back in the States, I picked up a couple shock absorbers to take back with me as they proved impossible to get in Germany for my 1985 Ford Tempo.
Want to talk about fun and good times? Pack a couple shock absorbers in your checked baggage and see what happens :-)