Yeah, it wasn't fair to put that in the list of "real manness". After all, there are only about 286,000 legally registered machine guns in the U.S. Requiring MG ownership to be a member of the "real man" club is sort of like those 1000 slots in heaven that JW's claim exist.
So, real men don't need a machine gun after all, on second thought. Only super dooper he-man real men need 'em! Either that or a wimp with a MG automatically qualifies as a real man!